May 2012
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CRY BABY
*In Court*
Wanda's Father: Hi, Wanda honey.
Wanda's mother: You were on the radio!
Wanda: Would you just get me the fuck out of here?
Wanda's mother: What's "fuck" mean, Hector?
Wanda's Father: Oh, Maggie, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown-up.
Wanda's mother: Oh. Your Honor! Could we take Wanda the fuck home?
person: Tim and Johnny need to take a break of making films together
me: you need to take a break from life
person:
me: actually not even a break just terminate it ok
Me: Oh hey, Johnny.
Johnny Depp poster:
Me: How was your day?
Poster:
Me: Oh good good.
Poster:
Me: I love you
Poster:
Me: Shh, it's okay, I know you love me too.
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